Since The Oatmeal draws comics like 5 Ways To Fight A Crack Whore, the kids down in Mountain View figured they could play a joke on him. This summer the artist wrote that Google+ comment threads sound like *crickets*, poking fun at the social network's lack of engagement. He also criticized?not being able to "set up a fancy profile URL so I don't have to link people to?http://plus.google.com/blergasdf1234 thimbleturdorgasm99meatpoopypoop xv9donkeypie?"?-- a made-up, ridiculously long string of random characters. Yep, you saw a "turd orgasm 99 meat poopy poop" in there.?But hell hath no fury like an engineer scorned.